Fries Before Guys Shirt

The Fries Before Guys Shirt is the cheeky Valentine’s Day tee that puts crispy fries first—and your sense of humor second. Whether you’re happily single or just love a good dipping sauce, this soft, comfortable tee makes a statement you’ll actually want to wear again.

Powered by Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, the design delivers vibrant color and durable detail that won’t fade after a few washes. Choose your fit: Bella Canvas (lightweight, heathered) or Comfort Colors (heavy cotton), with a finish that isn’t watermarked so the crisp artwork stays clean. For accurate color, refer to the color charts before ordering.

What it solves: a playful, low-pressure vibe for Valentine’s Day, casual dates, or fries-focused hangouts with friends. It’s ideal for gift-givers who want humor with a practical, everyday wardrobe staple.

• Direct-to-Film print delivers vibrant, durable color that stays sharp over time
• Brand options: Bella Canvas (lightweight, heathered) or Comfort Colors (heavy cotton)
• Made to order and ships in 3–5 business days
• Finish: print remains clean with no watermark after completion
• Color accuracy: consult color charts to pick your shade

Ready to wear your fries-first ethos? Add the Fries Before Guys Shirt to your cart and celebrate that delicious priority with confidence.